Things she's learned about heterosexual female desire from decades of reading

— feeling haha
  • Women only love men with CROOKED SMILES, a man who smiles with his mouth all in a straight line might as well be DEAD; a male smile should resemble nothing on earth so much as the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Lombard Street, a lightning bolt, a scarecrow with a broken neck, or two palm trees leaning against each other to form a big “X”



If you want to know what else she's learned, click the link. Prepare to smile.